Ask about Quick Fitting Dog Harness Red & Blue Blowout
Hi fur mama or dad,
What’s the issue with your current dog harness?
Too confusing to put on or takes too long?
Your dog hates it?
It fell apart after just a few uses?
It rubs her/his skin raw?
Too bulky?
I’m gonna tell you how the “8 second harness” can solve these problems for you fast in a minute.
But first let me tell you why we call it the 8 second harness.
Ready?
Because it will only take you about 8 seconds or less to put on your dog.
It’s THAT EASY to use!
There’s no awkward holes to have to force your dog’s legs through or a bunch of straps that will get tangled up on you.
All you do is slip the chest piece over their head, wrap the body piece around your dog and fasten.
It’s as easy as tripping over a log in the dark
Happy dog, happy you, zero effort!
But don’t take our word for it…
We get letters from nice folks just like you all the time telling us how much of a difference the 8 second harness made for them.
They say their dog didn’t like wearing other harnesses but loved wearing ours.They say it’s “easy as pie” to put on. Some even say it’s the only harness their dog will wear.
Want proof?
Head down to the bottom of this page and you’ll see a small sample of the positive feedback we get all the time about this harness.
We understand you’ve had it up to here with buying dog harnesses that don’t work or that your dog doesn’t like.
So here are a bunch of reasons that the 8 second harness will work great for you.
- WE PAY SHIPPING so you have more money left over to get one of those fancy coffee’s or some dog treats
- Quick fit system so you don’t need to be a scientist with loads of free time to get it on your dog
- 60 day no-questions-asked guarantee so if you or your dog don’t like it, we don’t want your money
- Personalized sizing help by phone so if you are not comfortable ordering by computer call us up and we’ll help you pick the best size for your dog
- FREE exchanges - If we help you by phone and it doesn’t fit then we’ll pay your return shipping AND we’ll send the right size to you FREE
- Pillow soft mesh so your dog is as happy as a dog named Bingo winning at Bingo!
Quick Measure Guide:
1) Measure around your dogs chest (at the widest part)
Example: If you measure your dogs chest and it is 17" around then you would order an XS size.
Sizing Chart

- We pay shipping on every order. No surprise shipping charges at checkout — we cover it.
- Most orders ship ASAP. We try to get orders packed and moving as quickly as possible.
- We ship through USPS. Delivery time can vary depending on where you live, but most orders arrive within about 3–7 business days after shipping.
- 365-day return window. If your harness has a regular wear issue, defect, or simply does not work out for you, contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
- Easy exchanges. Need a different size or replacement? Email us and we’ll help you get it sorted.
- Dog-chewed items usually are not returnable. We love dachshunds, but we unfortunately cannot usually replace items that were eaten, chewed apart, stained, or destroyed by a very determined little sausage gremlin.
- Please contact us before sending anything back. Email help@doxinmotion.co first so we can give you the correct return instructions.
- Use for walks, not all-day wear. We recommend using the harness when your dog is going for walks, potty breaks, car rides, or supervised outings.
- Remove after use. For comfort and safety, take the harness off when your dog is resting, sleeping, or hanging out at home.
- Do not leave it on overnight. Some dogs may chew, scratch, or try to eat a harness if it is left on too long.
- Hand wash when needed. If the harness gets dirty, wash it by hand with mild soap and cool water.
- Air dry only. Let the harness fully air dry before using it again. Avoid machine drying, high heat, or direct heat sources.
- Check the fit regularly. Make sure the harness still feels secure but not too tight, especially if your dog gains weight, loses weight, or is still growing.
- Check the straps and hardware. Before walks, take a quick look at the straps, stitching, buckles, and leash ring to make sure everything looks secure.
- Not made for tie-outs. Please do not use this harness to tie, chain, or tether your dog to a fixed object.
- Watch escape artists closely. No harness is completely escape-proof for a determined dog, so test the fit in a safe area before heading out.
- Store it somewhere safe. When not in use, keep the harness away from your dog so it does not become a chew toy. Dachshunds are adorable. They are also tiny chaos noodles.
















