Ask about Crazy Weenie Lady Dachshund Lovers T-Shirt
You know what's fun about plain T-shirts?
Nothing! Not a single thing.
But everything is fun about t-shirts that express your love for dachshunds!
So go ahead and pick one of the 8 dazzling colors and we'll start printing your shirt right away!
The Fun Stuff
- You'll be super comfortable wearing this velvety soft t-shirt
- Other dachshund lovers will know you're in the secret weenie club
- Boring t-shirt wearers will be jealous of your fashion sense
The Boring Stuff
- 50/25/25 polyester/combed ringspun cotton/rayon
- Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
- Satin label
- We pay shipping on every order. No surprise shipping charges at checkout — we cover it.
- Most orders ship ASAP. We try to get orders packed and moving as quickly as possible.
- We ship through USPS. Delivery time can vary depending on where you live, but most orders arrive within about 3–7 business days after shipping.
- 365-day return window. If your harness has a regular wear issue, defect, or simply does not work out for you, contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
- Easy exchanges. Need a different size or replacement? Email us and we’ll help you get it sorted.
- Dog-chewed items usually are not returnable. We love dachshunds, but we unfortunately cannot usually replace items that were eaten, chewed apart, stained, or destroyed by a very determined little sausage gremlin.
- Please contact us before sending anything back. Email help@doxinmotion.co first so we can give you the correct return instructions.
- Use for walks, not all-day wear. We recommend using the harness when your dog is going for walks, potty breaks, car rides, or supervised outings.
- Remove after use. For comfort and safety, take the harness off when your dog is resting, sleeping, or hanging out at home.
- Do not leave it on overnight. Some dogs may chew, scratch, or try to eat a harness if it is left on too long.
- Hand wash when needed. If the harness gets dirty, wash it by hand with mild soap and cool water.
- Air dry only. Let the harness fully air dry before using it again. Avoid machine drying, high heat, or direct heat sources.
- Check the fit regularly. Make sure the harness still feels secure but not too tight, especially if your dog gains weight, loses weight, or is still growing.
- Check the straps and hardware. Before walks, take a quick look at the straps, stitching, buckles, and leash ring to make sure everything looks secure.
- Not made for tie-outs. Please do not use this harness to tie, chain, or tether your dog to a fixed object.
- Watch escape artists closely. No harness is completely escape-proof for a determined dog, so test the fit in a safe area before heading out.
- Store it somewhere safe. When not in use, keep the harness away from your dog so it does not become a chew toy. Dachshunds are adorable. They are also tiny chaos noodles.