Ask about Two Left Feet Chihuahua Tee Shirt
Spread smiles and goodwill with this funny joke chihuahua tee shirt. Life is hard these days and people suck, but you can be the one to brighten their day with this awesome chihuahua joke tee shirt.
You will be directly responsible for making someone else's day better when you wear this shirt. You will pass a sea of smiles wherever you go because everyone loves a good joke.
Spread cheer and laughter to everybody you see and order your funny chihuahua tee today!
- Make life better for everyone around you
- Spread smiles and cheer
- Make new friends
Boring Shirt Details
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- We pay shipping on every order. No surprise shipping charges at checkout — we cover it.
- Most orders ship ASAP. We try to get orders packed and moving as quickly as possible.
- We ship through USPS. Delivery time can vary depending on where you live, but most orders arrive within about 3–7 business days after shipping.
- 365-day return window. If your harness has a regular wear issue, defect, or simply does not work out for you, contact us and we’ll do our best to help.
- Easy exchanges. Need a different size or replacement? Email us and we’ll help you get it sorted.
- Dog-chewed items usually are not returnable. We love dachshunds, but we unfortunately cannot usually replace items that were eaten, chewed apart, stained, or destroyed by a very determined little sausage gremlin.
- Please contact us before sending anything back. Email help@doxinmotion.co first so we can give you the correct return instructions.
- Use for walks, not all-day wear. We recommend using the harness when your dog is going for walks, potty breaks, car rides, or supervised outings.
- Remove after use. For comfort and safety, take the harness off when your dog is resting, sleeping, or hanging out at home.
- Do not leave it on overnight. Some dogs may chew, scratch, or try to eat a harness if it is left on too long.
- Hand wash when needed. If the harness gets dirty, wash it by hand with mild soap and cool water.
- Air dry only. Let the harness fully air dry before using it again. Avoid machine drying, high heat, or direct heat sources.
- Check the fit regularly. Make sure the harness still feels secure but not too tight, especially if your dog gains weight, loses weight, or is still growing.
- Check the straps and hardware. Before walks, take a quick look at the straps, stitching, buckles, and leash ring to make sure everything looks secure.
- Not made for tie-outs. Please do not use this harness to tie, chain, or tether your dog to a fixed object.
- Watch escape artists closely. No harness is completely escape-proof for a determined dog, so test the fit in a safe area before heading out.
- Store it somewhere safe. When not in use, keep the harness away from your dog so it does not become a chew toy. Dachshunds are adorable. They are also tiny chaos noodles.